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#1 Don't trust him.
#2 Advance "Happy Birthday" to your son.
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#3 Oh! That pity dog.
#4 WTF! Too Big???
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#5 It's not raining her so Get it on.
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#6 What ?? What is the link between condom and baby turtles?
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#7 Can you ask it more about your brain. Does it exist or not?
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#8 Not falling for it.
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#9 No, Just No.
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#10 Okay! Go back to him then.
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#11 Emotional Bomb!
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#12 But what about my physique?
#13 What science is this?
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#14 But I am not an Eve and you are not an Adam.
#15 And if didn't feel like to pee then congratulation!
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#16 Well, I know how to wake them Up.
#17 That self-control is really driving me crazy.
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#18 And I don't like the way you look.
#19 So is sex before marriage...
