Menu Fails That Make You Want To Stop Eating Out

#1: Vagitarian

For some reason a lot of restaurants mistake vegetarian for vagitarian.

How would you like your dip? A little brown?

And not gently rimmed, but ruthlessly. That's not right, poor chickens.

Ah yes I would love a beef sandwichi please, actually make it chicken.

Great way to handle pest control.

Ever wondered what lice tasted like? You can try it here.

I don't think you can fit a bear into a bottle, but I could be wrong.

I guess when you have bowels it has to go somewhere.

That sounds gross. This could actually be right, the chicken could be cold.

Real chicken? That has to be the hardest decision in anyones life.

I didn't you could cook it, the things you learn online...

Literally...according to this menu they put cancer in the food.

Nothing sounds better than scothch, give it to me now!

Looks like it didn't put a dent in their business.

Because the menu corrected their horrible saying "Thank you for your costume."