Mom Is Pissed Off At The Insane Bathroom Policy At Her Daughter's Middle School

#1 My bladder game is on point.

I could start a movie having to pee and send that piss right back up into a magical, non-painful pocket somewhere in my bladder that lets me sit down and watch the rest of the film without having to get up out of my chair and I'll be totally comfortable the whole time. The relief after one of these extended, monk-like piss-quelling sessions is immense, but while I'm sitting there, it's like I don't have a drop of pee in my body.

#2 That doesn't mean I don't have sympathy in my heart for people who weren't born with the weird camel-like genetic mutation

I've been blessed with - in school I noticed kids would always fidget in their seats, taking multiple trips to the bathroom in a single day. And then, when everyone in school started hitting puberty, my heart especially went out to the girls who got their periods and shyly excused themselves to go to the bathroom to deal with something my male brain still can't even fathom. Respect, ladies.

#5 So I can only imagine the outrage

...that this mother and reddit poster, p_i_see_you experienced when she saw this 'bathroom pass' from her 12-year-old-daughter.

#4 Apparently students aren't allowed to go to the bathroom more than 5 times in nine weeks, and any time after that, she would get detention.

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#11 She recounts the entire crazy story in her Reddit post below:

#6 After seeing her post, Redditor's immediately started giving out advice and begged for her to keep the web updated on this f*cked up incident.

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#7 So she did. She set up a meeting with the school's assistant Principal and wrote down nearly everything he said.

Here's the recap of their conversation. Warning: it's pretty rage-inducing:

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#10 Angered that her meeting with the assistant principal didn't really go anywhere

and that he basically told her to just "get a doctor's note" for something that occurs naturally in nearly every female in the world, she decided to take it up with the District Superintendent, who was shocked to hear that the high school implemented such a stupid policy..

#11 And it turns out that p_i_see_you's daughter isn't the only child to suffer the wrath from this particularly draconian teacher, either:

#12 She finally met with the principal to explain the situation and the problems they've had with this particular teacher:

#13 I know that kids abuse bathroom privileges and make excuses to sneak out of class all the time..

#14 It's good to see that this girl's parents went to bat for her and here's hoping more people call this crazy teacher out on her sh*t.