Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
A: She sticks it in the microwave!
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are blondes bad at Hide and Seek?
A: Because they can never find the sausage.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Cum.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.