Move Over Russia. Canada Is Challenging You As The Weird Capital Of The World

By Michael Avery in Funny On 26th January 2018
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#1 Ey buddy, that's illegal.

In Canada, everybody is extremely nice. Even the vandals are really nice people. Just check out this sign one vandal put on an overpass. What a good guy.

#2 It's aboot time we go to the beach.

Some parts of Canada are super cold during the winter. They get lots of snow and ice. Check out this amazing Canadian "beach." it's quite the sight to see.

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#3 Eh buddy can you move your car?

If you dig deep enough in the Canadian snow there is no telling what you might find. This couple located an ancient automobile that could have been buried for hundreds of thousands of years.

#4 I'm angry now guy. Get ready because I am aboot to kick your butt.

Canadians are so cute when they are angry. They express it in such a polite manner that you don't know whether to say aww or to laugh. Just look at how they riot.

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#5 Okay, no more stereotypical Canadian sayings.

You know that all stereotypes are based in reality in one way or another right? The same goes for Canadians and their niceness. If this story doesn't convince you of that, then I don't know what will.

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#6 Parking is an adventure.

Trying to find a parking spot in the Canadian winter can be a hard task. That's why you better have some skills when it comes to driving.

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#7 Clothes are for wusses.

The Canadian winter can be some of the harshest months of cold anyone will ever experience yet it's not uncommon to see crazy people walking around like it's the summer. They are all natives of course.

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#8 Do I even want to know?

The niceness of Canadians doesn't extend to restrooms thank goodness. It's still looked down upon to gaze over at someones Johnson while they are taking a whizz. But what the hell is up with the moose?