New Cigarette Warnings For Men!

#1 New Cigarette Warnings For Men!

Recent government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."

Wow! If this is true, we need to get the word out ASAP to all men! Maybe the warnings on cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information.

How about something like this...

#2 WARNING: Smoking May Reduce The Frequency And Amount Of Semen Produced.. Want Another Puff?

#3 WARNING: These Cigarettes Are King Size. Are You?

#4 WARNING: Smoking Is Something Done In Crowds Or With Others, But Once Addicted Men Prefer Doing It Alone. Just Like You.

#5 WARNING: Smoke Rises, You May Not.

#6 WARNING: If You Don't Reduce Your Smoking, Your Smoking Will Reduce You!

#7 WARNING: Home Rolled Cigarettes Are Better For You Than Those You Buy Packaged.

#8 WARNING: Scientists Have Said Smokers Are At Higher Risk For Heart Disease. As For Cancer, They Said "Screw Cancer" And Then High Fived Each Other Because That's What Men Do.

#9 WARNING: A Cigarette Gets Smaller As It Gets Hotter... Just Like You Do.

#10 WARNING: Cigarettes get Shorter The More You Puff. So Do You!

#11 WARNING: How Can You Enjoy A Smoke Afterwards If There Is No BEFORE?

#12 WARNING: Second Hand Smoke May Be Harmful To Children.. If You're Able To Have Any.

#13 WARNING: Smoking May Lead To Ridicule On Your Honeymoon.

#14 WARNING: Cigarette Smokers Will Fight Rather Than Quit. Are You A Fighter?

#15 WARNING: Don't Throw Lit Cigarettes In The Urinal. You Might Not Have The Range To Put Them Out.

#16 WARNING: Smokers Smell Amazing. You Should Bottle It Up And Sell The Fragrance As A New Cologne.

#17 WARNING: The Only Thing Left When Finished Smoking Is A Dead Stub.

#18 WARNING: Smoking Restricts The Blood Flow Which Is Needed For An Erection. But You Wouldn't Know That Would You?