Obey These 6 Rules When Giving Oral

By Shehzad in Facts On 29th August 2016
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#1 No Rush!!

No one can enjoy getting it if they feel like they're on the clock! In fact, that's just going to make it harder (in the bad way). Relax and enjoy your job ;)

#2 No Pressure

Make sure to tell her there's no pressure. Even if *it* doesn't happen that time, she needs to know you're not going to be upset if she can't. Don't let her start worrying about how YOU'RE doing.

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#3 Technique

Mix it up a little. But make sure to ask her what she likes the best, and don't be all butt-hurt when it's not what you thought she would like. Just have fun :)

#4 Feel Sexy Too

If you're giving oral, make sure you feel sexy too. One thing that can really ruin the moment is a sour stomach. Take some Beano or Pepto! Take a shower! Put some cologne on...do SOMETHING that will make you feel like the god you're about to become!

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#5 Be Interested!

Most of all: BE INTERESTED! Look, even if you don't particularly enjoy giving oral, for god's sake guys, act like you enjoy it!!! Take some ibuprofen if your neck hurts. Like her neck never hurt...She deserves it! Don't make it into a chore.

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#6 Getting Lucky Goes Both Ways

Equality is key. Everyone should be having fun here! If you're the only one having fun it's time to man up! And we say man because you know this is about you guys. We all know it is.