You have found the love of your life. The two of you go ahead and get married. Life is grand at the beginning, then things start to change. It is not necessarily bad, but you start to notice things that you never saw when you were just dating. You have become too comfortable with each other. It happens. If you are married, you will understand these statuses all too much.
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Gross
I think any woman who lives with a married, whether they are married or not, can understand this woman's pain. It is only made worse when they decide to shave the same day that you just cleaned the bathroom.
No Sexy Shower Time
Showering with your spouse only gets sexy when you don't have kids. Otherwise, it is only done to save time and water. Most times, you have to take turns so the other person can watch the heathens.
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Ummm?
It seems like this one may not be a marriage thing and more like an alcoholic thing. She may want to get him some help in the future if he needs a buzz to do things.
The Standoff
The fact is that she probably knows they are done too. The two of them are in some weird kind of stand-off waiting to see who gives in first and puts them away.
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Puppy Love
This guy has his priorities straight. It is likely that they do not have kids yet, so he is treating the dog like one. She should appreciate it. It could be a glimpse into the future as to how he will treat their children.
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Ruined Plans
This one hits me personally. I always get so much more done around the house when he is home. I don't want him thinking I just sit around watching soaps all day and just clean up quickly before he is due to be home.
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Pillows
This gal is lucky to have one patient hubby. Most men will start to complain when you hit around ten pillows. This is especially true in the bedroom. A man does not want to spend ten minutes moving all of the pillows off of the bed when he is tired from a long day at work.
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Game On!
Having a kitchen item come up missing, especially if it is something used almost daily, is always cause for a great fight. It is almost as bad as when some new mystery item appears in the kitchen and no one knows where it came from. These kinds of fights can last for years.
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Keep Him Guessing
This is just cruel. Men are not nearly as smart as women. They do not understand and catch on to clues. It is best to communicate if you have a problem instead of leaving the poor guy clueless as to why he is in the dog house.
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That's Too Hot
It makes us wonder if her husband is truly clueless or if he is just pulling her leg. For her sake, I hope she rushed home just in case he burns the house down.
