P0rn Stars Reading Mean Comments About Themselves Is A Lesson In Disappointment

#1 Popular sites P0rnhub and Brazzers teamed up (sorry, not like that) with 4YallEntertainment to bring us a video of porn stars reading mean comments about themselves.

#2 The results were sad. Not for the porn stars, who were all good sports about it, but for the reputations of porn aficionados everywhere. Frankly, their roasts were more than a little disappointing.

First off, any Nickelback diss is played out we get it, they suck. Second, the man is sitting next to his huge private pool. You know, the one adjacent to his mansion. Pray, tell me, fappucino, have you ever even been to a private pool? I didn't think so.

#3 Yeah, a sh*tty Soviet villain who gets to pipe all the chicks.

#4 Look at the man, does he look like he cares?

#5 This one was actually pretty good, despite being completely lost on Ab Mac.

#6 Are you kidding me with this one though?

*second-hand embarrassment cringe* WHO CALLS IT A BEAVER ANYMORE?

#7

Yeah? Well at least she's not sitting there COMMENTING ON P0RN VIDEOS. It takes a certain kind of person to do that, and that person is either an 11-year-old boy or an acne-ridden adult virgin, so who's really the loser here?