People Confessed To The Dumbest Things They Ever Did While High And I Bet Some Of These Will Sound Familiar
#1
As many of you out there know, sometimes when you get high you don't always make the smartest decisions.
Take this guy for example
Probably not something he's going to be putting on his resume any time soon, right?
However, he is far from alone as evidenced by the answers to this "Ask Reddit" question, "Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done while high?"
See if any of these sound a little bit familiar to you
#2
Someone's bike came apart near me when I was walking after smoking. Prior to this I had worked for a year assembling shitty bikes for Walmart so I thought I'd come to this person's aid. I went up to her a told her: "I repair bikes, I've got this". And after 15 minutes of taking more of the bike apart I realized that I did not, in fact got this. I stood up said: " I'm sorry, there is nothing more I can do" and left. ~ jesseandthepussyrats
#3
This reminds me of the time I was in my room and my housemate came knocking on my door to tell me there was a raccoon in the kitchen. I was blasted out of my fucking mind on 30mg of MXE, and thought, hey, a raccoon hunt would be just the thing I need! So I got up and took the flashlight from her it was at this point I totally felt like I was in a video game and she was an NPC who gave me a quest. As I got to the kitchen, and it became very real, I calmly turned toward her, handed the flashlight back and said in a very matter-of-fact tone: "I'm in no state to be doing this" and returned to my room. ~ defaultuser64
#4
Got high in Colorado at a speakeasy (weed lounge) while there a girl told me about how her phone was running slow. Working for a phone company I know we can clear cache (background files) and it usually speeds things up. She trusted me and passed her phone over. Instead of clearing cache I wiped her phones memory by mistake. I swiftly gave her the phone back and proceeded to tell her to wait 5 minutes then turn it on. I left and haven't been back to that speakeasy again. ~ Cjr0420
#5
First time I ever smoked pot was in high school, with a buddy of mine and his friend. We drove to the movies, smoked in the parking lot, and then went inside to see the first Captain America movie.
I don't remember like anything about that movie, I was spacing out like almost the entire time. I just remember this one scene, where Chris Evans is talking to some military higher-up, and the guy gives him this harsh speech about how he's never going to make it in the military, and then there's this long close-up shot of Chris Evans looking defeated. I remember my buddy turned and glanced at me while I was staring up at the screen with my mouth hanging open, and I turned and whispered to him (in complete sincerity), "I'll bet he becomes Captain America." ~ flks511
#6
Using my phone as a light to look for my phone. ~ Is_it_kosher
#7
In the middle of a board game, I stood up to get another beer (a few feet from the game table) but had to remove the gallon of milk from the fridge to get the beer. I picked up the jug, and matched eyes with a non-high friend of mine, for some reason thought I'd make him laugh by pretending to pour the milk on my head. The cap was not on the jug properly. My friend watch as stoned-me took a gallon of milk and poured it on my head. Everyone was just as confused as I was as there was no rhyme or reason for any of it. My explanation for why it happened wasn't very valid. ~ optimist_high
#8
In high school, I left a note for my parents when they got home telling them I'd be at a friend's house for the night. The note was a page long. ~ thanks4yanksNspanks
#9
Once upon a time I was a delivery driver and I would cruise around smoking while I delivered food. Best job ever. One time I was a bit too ripped and I had a delivery to a strange address. I go there and it's a mall. I'm all confused and I call the number, and I hear the biggest stoney baloney stereotypical voice say "Uhh..likedid you go to 123 Main Street or 123 North Main Street?" Fuck!
So I fly over to the right address, park the car, and run up to the door. The guy opens it, eyes all bloodshot, and just puts the money in my hand. We stare at each other, I say sorry, and I run back to my car. I'm backing out of his driveway when he calls me back and says "Dudemy food!" I had completely forgotten to give it to him. ~ KrebGerfson
