Most of us spend our workdays in constant fear of being fired for things that haven’t happened yet — be they waking up super late, insulting a customer or accidentally breaking a valuable piece of merchandise.By The Way What’s the most fireable thing You have done but they kept the job?
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#1 We were due for a police raid anyway, Tom. Don’t sweat it.
#2 Holy. Sh*t. Rob.
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#3 This company really appreciates your ability to multitask, Phil.
#4 I disagree with you, Andy, but I gotta respect your candor.
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#5 Mike’s just making sure everything works in there. Thanks, Mike.
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#6 Lucy’s just itchy, guys. You know, winter dryness.
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#7 Don’t let it haunt your dreams, Steve. Those riding mowers are tricky.
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#8 LOL. HAHA, LISA, YOU KEEP THIS PLACE FUN.
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#9 What can I say, Bill? You give a great speech.
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#10 Gene just focuses better working from his mom’s basement.
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#11 It’s not Kyle’s fault. He thought the silver stuff was Alex Mack.
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#12 Murder is one thing, but taking the spaghetti? Get. Out.
#13 Rusty’s just makin’ sure everyone’s moisturized. You know, winter dryness.
