Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and had that horrible sinking feeling when you remember what you did - or who you texted - the night before?
Those muddled, often embarrassing, thoughts of ours are suddenly in the inboxes of our exes, friends and family - and there is nothing we can do about it but face the music.
Reddit users have been sharing the worst drunk texts they've ever sent and the results are both mortifying and hilarious.
Texted some girls mom, "hey" thinking it was her. Mom texted back "hey tupnado21, this is her mom."
To which I replied, "that's okay you're hot too."
Regrettable pause No response
Panic text follow up,
"I mean, I think you're sexy for an old lady!"
I somehow managed to mass text everybody on my contacts list "Where are you?" at 2:30am.
I woke up to a shit load of texts, and tried to figure out how it was even possible I did it, then I accidentally resent it again to everybody.
Our mate slept with an absolute horror who had a reputation for being dirty. My brother meant to send him a text saying "did she take it up the arse". Instead of sending the text to Dan, he sent it to Dad.
My Dad replied "There are at least three times she didn't". I have two brothers.
"My dad's totally gonna know I'm drunk and high" sent text to my dad He responded, "I do now, you dumb ass."
"You look like a worm with welly boots on" to a girl I don't know at all. Then tried to get her to come over.
Not drunk, but high. I texted my mother, "thx you for so much you ar a gud moher i Hope you sleep well tonih"
Once I asked a girl if she would eat my cum. After she turned down the offer, I said "Fine, more for me."
I was high, but i sent a picture of the fried chicken i was about to eat to my mom saying "look at this delicious fucker right here, lol no chicken for u"
Ate 3 boxes of peeps on Easter and took the nastiest shit. Tried texting a pic to my group of guy friends but instead sent it to the girl I had been dating for 3 weeks. 2 years later she still brings it up
Texted my best friend's sister, also a friend but we weren't super close, who I had a major crush on, told her how hot I thought she was and how badly I wanted to have sex with her. She replied that I should drink some water.
Texted her once I was sober to apologize. Her response: "lol no worries, we've all been there."
Hasn't mentioned it in the 7 years since then, I got over my crush on her and she's now one of my best friends.
Quite a long text with fairly graphic detail, describing just how much I had enjoyed the blow job I had received from her earlier. Was intended for my GF at the time. Sent it to my mum. I switched the phone off in horror when I realised what I had done. Hoping it would somehow stop it. This was in the early 00's when sms delivery reports were all the rage. When I plucked up enough courage and switched the phone on. I received the text "Delivered Mum Mob" Luckily she never mentioned it.
I texted a girl I liked, "I need help. Like now." She called me in a panic, asking me where I was and what she needed to do. And my drunk ass replied, "My boots won't come off. How do you take off shoes?" She cussed at me a Lil bit, then told me to describe my shoes. After about twenty minutes she showed up at my house right as I started feeling sick, and she took my boots off and watered me. It was nice.
"I THOUGHT that was your sexy ass"
Sent it to the printer repair contractor at work instead of my boyfriend. they both have the same first name. it went okay.
Professed my apparent undying love to my cheating ex girlfriend late at night after a night out w my buddies. Got a "Good morning
Wanted to get some tail and decided to text two girls instead of texting them separately I texted them together in a group chat in the group chat they both texted " who's the other person in this chat?" I didn't answer and went to sleep.
There was a girl I liked at the time, and I texted her she was a "good human". We actually ended up dating though so all in all, not too bad
I asked a girl, who I knew had feelings for me, to marry me.
It was horribly spelled and grammar was shit but i was trying to send a text to my boyfriend that was something along the lines of "When I get home i'm going to maul the shit of of your privates and your going to fuck me like a dog in heat"
Sent it to my brother, that's how I basically came out of the closet to my brother
