People Share The Most Embarrassing Things To Be Caught Doing Besides Whacking It
By
Michael Avery in
Confessions
On 2nd September 2016
I’ll tell you what I think it is. Smelling your fingers. Think about it… What the fuck do you think about when you see someone else smelling their fingers? What do you think people will think when they see you doing that…
Another thing that could just as bad as getting caught wacking off is “opening your phone browser in public and realizing you forgot to close all your porn from last night”
That happened to a friend of mine when he had to pull up his insurance info in order to rent a car. It was iPhone 4 days and the video started playing. He did not get a free upgrade.
People on Reddit shared some more:
#1
"I walked into the kitchen really late at night and caught my mother (she's hypoglycemic) pouring ketchup into her mouth. I've also gone to grab breakfast in the morning before school and found a pile of sugar on the counter, although it never made sense till the midnight sleep eating Ketchup situation"
"Watching a sex scene in a movie. This is the only time anyone walks in during a movie, ever."
#2
"I got caught lying about where I lived when I was around 12. My friends dad took me home and kept going not the way I told him to go. I just picked a random house and instead of driving off he decided to wait to make sure someone was home. Man that was awkward."
"Waving back to someone who was waving to someone else"
#3
"Singing in the car. When I'm in the car I don't give two shits and sing freely, but when there's a person next to me I'm a goddamn statue."
"Picking your nose"
#4
"Turning around because you realized you were going the wrong way in public"
"A lot of times after I park I look at my reflection in the window of the car I parked next too. I tend to forget to look through the window and occasionally there is someone sitting in there wondering why I'm staring at them."
"tucking your willy between your legs, while looking in a mirror asking "would you fuck me?" and then answering "id fuck me""
#5
"Laughing randomly with no context. i.e. You aren't holding a phone or anything so you couldn't have been watching something funny. Etc."
"Roommate came in to see that I had fallen asleep after eating probably 50 otter pops and I was just laying in the pile of wrappers watching New Girl."
"Having explosive shits in the woods while camping Alone, nowhere to hide, and in abdominal/anal pain. hunched over like some hairless, sneaky sasquatch making fresh forest fudge with cherry pain topping."
"Talking baby talk to your cats, and then hearing the neighbor snickering right outside the window. I've been avoiding him since June."
"Performing oral sex on someone."
#6
"Back in early days of the net, and webcams. I thought it was cool to have a webcam in my office. My coworker did a screencap of me picking my nose, printed it, pasted it on a kleenex box and gave it to me as birthday present at a work gathering. He was a jerk, but I kinda asked for it"
"Plucking a nipple hair"
And finally
"Stealing and sniffing your ex's underwear when you're just at her place to collect your shit."
