People Who Failed At Evolution Badly

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 1st January 2017
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#1 Not A Great Way To Protect Your Ears

The rules say yo should always wear hearing protection because the sound of the shot can cause permanent ear damage. So of course, this expert gun owner did as he was instructed. He put the gun in his ear. His finger was on the trigger. All he needs is one muscle twitch or jerk caused by gunfire sound for something disastrous to happen. But look, it's okay, he knows what he's doing. He works for the ATF.

#2 This Gruesome Shark Attack

Now I'm no expert on marine biology but this just seems like an accident waiting to happen. Let's not blame the shark! Remember, most animals attack only when they feel threatened. As a human being, it is our duty to respect other living beings on the planet and stop messing up with them. And that includes trying to ride one like a pony. Instant Karma.

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#3 World's Scariest Trampoline

You live in a six-story apartment building but want to jump around and the grounds are limited. So hey, let's put the trampoline on the roof. What could possibly go wrong here? Hope they are trained circus performers.

#4 Chopped Balls In 3... 2... 1...

I really don't want to see how this one ends. Stupidity at it's finest. He obviously doesn't know that the saw is backward. He should have read the safety manual.

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#5 That Doesn't Look Safe At All

Okay, so the main question here is, how did he get up on top of those containers? He had to move those paint cans at least a dozen times to finish painting the ceiling. But just how sturdy are those things and remind me not to call this construction crew to work on my place. They probably found him on Craigslist and not Angie's List.

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#6 Never Jump Over A Fence

Fences are constructed to keep people in or out, usually out. If you were allowed go freely from one side to the other there would be no need for the fence. We really don't know why this man jumped the fence but sadly for him it didn't go as planned. His pants got stuck and he ended

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#7 Probably The Last Picture Of That Man

It's all fun and games playing with the pet until somebody gets hurt. Especially if that pet is a vicious and mean lion. Even trained animals attack when people wouldn't stop pissing them off. So why would anyone want to pull on a lion's tail? This is probably the last photo of this man alive, so enjoy.

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#8 The Matador Who Put A Baby's Life At Risk

Bullfighting is a dangerous game. Every year hundreds of bullfighters die in Spain, Portugal, and Latin America.But what kind of nutjob would carry along his infant to fight a bull? I've heard of 'bring your son or daughter to work day' but this is just plain stupid!

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#9 Look Who Got Trolled

Now this is just mean. You know some dumb ass is there just looking for an instant key cleaner and was shocked to find one right there at the office. Someone wrote 'key cleaner' on the outlet just to troll some stupid person, and guess what? It totally worked!

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#10 This Weird Squat Exercise

This looks like a great idea at first, but these noobs don't look that fit to pull this off. I bet he has a hard time explaining a few broken ribs, pelvis, and legs to the ER nurse. "I broke my Johnson squatting on this ball, and then tried to lift a ton of weights. Yadda, yadda, yadda."

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#11 Playing With An LPG Cylinder

Better cover that one ear dude. He thinks this LPG cylinder is a toy, but wait unti it blows him off his ass.

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#12 And The Darwin Award For The Year Goes To...

The lady leaving the grocery store and thinks her car is in reverse but it's in drive. For Pete's sake, even is she was backing out, she is going pretty damn fast. There are people walking behind her and she nearly kills those in front of her. The 'R' means reverse, not rev it up!