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#1 Everyone needs exercise.
#2 This guy skipped breakfast, but he also knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
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#3 Just taking the pizza for a walk.
#4 Taking the whole “cat suit” thing too literally.
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#5 “Hey man, you said take a bath, you didn’t say where.”
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#6 “I’d say we’ve got about… 7 to 9 minutes before the tornado strikes.”
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#7 Beer in class? Yeah sure, why not.
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#8 This is what happens when you make your kid stand for too long.
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#9 This is the best woman in the world.
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#10 “I’mma take a nap right here.”
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#11 Naturally, Jim Carry gives zero f*cks.
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#12 Exercise in a suit, because, exercise in a suit.
#13 “Oh man, you won’t believe the day I’ve had.”
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#14 “Mom said not to open this before Christmas, but she didn’t say anything about not using it before Christmas.”
