People Who Have NO Idea What Their T-Shirt Actually Says... OOPS.
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 29th June 2016
If you travel to places like China, Japan, and South Korea, you'll be treated to wonderful food, rich culture, and people who are just as curious about you as you are about them. East Asia is a fascinating place, as it's rife with the remnants of thousand-year old eastern traditions, alongside the fast-moving influence of western culture. And what's one ridiculous byproduct of this paradox? Nonsense t-shirts with confusing and hilarious English phrases on them, which can be found on virtually every corner of these countries.
So why do these shirts exist? It's hard to say, but we're guessing it's a combination of bad translation, slightly erroneous wordage from popular culture, and mistakes made at the factories that had no choice but to then sell the shirts to the discount stores. These are some of the best examples we can find, being worn by everyone from little old Korean halmeonis (grandmothers) to Chinese schoolchildren to Japanese salarymen. Check out the shirts below.
#1 If you're going to fart, at least try to fart sexy.
#2 Everyone should have an outfit like this, for days when life just comes at you too damn fast.
#3 Look, even Mickey can get real every once in awhile. This mouse doesn't play.
#4 This is a beautiful image of a man who is just being honest. We appreciate you.
#5 This is terrible advice and they should fire their family therapist immediately.
#6 The tye die, the colors, the mysterious but perfect phrasing: Could this be the best shirt in the world?
#7 What she's trying to say is, sometimes, a little bit of impulsiveness pays off.
#8 Sometimes, life is enough. Other times, you need a bit more to get you where you need to be.
#9 In east Asia, couples often dress alike in things called "couple sets." This couple set keeps it just a bit too real.
#10 Admit it: Every time you eat a peanut butter chocolate bar, you have this exact thought.
#11 The thing about him is that he lives to make the haters hate.
#12 Look, she's just trying to tell you how she feels in the most simple way possible.
#13 He just doesn't, and no amount of school, is going to make him feel otherwise.
#14 She had a little bit too much orange juice last night.
#15 He's repping what he loves, and we can't fault him for it.
#16 Something tells us she's not fully comprehending what this shirt is all about.
#17 Look at that face and try to tell us this shirt is lying.
#18 Seriously, can someone please explain who the f**k he is?
#19 Just a casual bit of anal on a warm spring day.
#20 And when you look at that cute little face, you wish you were beer too -- just so she would be happy.
#21 We do not recommend following this advice unless you want things to get really, really weird.
#22 Something about this makes no sense, and yet, makes perfect sense
#23 Can you imagine the beautiful reality of a home filled with boobies?
#24 Kids these days sure do have a strange idea about what flirting is.
#25 On some level, we totally get the message of this shirt.
#26 They'll stone you when you're walking on the street.
#27 Look at this little dude's face and tell him he's lying -- you can't, can you?
#28 Forever trying to prove his mama wrong.
#29 And finally, a man who simply knows what he likes and what he doesn't.
