Whoever named these people was more evil than your average pair of bad parents, so the only answer is that they were named by The Devil – case closed, go home and have a cup of warm milk.
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#1 Burn Burney burn!
#2 We have to thank weed, without weed this show would never have been possible.
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#3 He better be wanted for stealing a car name.
#4 Maybe don’t go to his place if he invites you for milk and cookies.
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#5 Crystal meth is no joke, it destroys lives…but that’s pretty funny – Satan gets a pass here.
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#6 The lead actor in the adult film war epic: Shaving Ryan’s Privates.
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#7 No comments because that’s racist, but she chose to be a lawyer so here it is: Sue Yoo gonna sue you.
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#8 I’m sorry, your name is what? Is there another expert we can talk to?
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#9 The guy’s last name better be House.
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#10 Her life has had some ups and downs.
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#11 Her parents are really old, they’re practically prehistoric.
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#12 There’s no crime in wanting to be reunited with your namesake.
#13 Here’s where the story gets juicy.
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#14 It’s a trap, don’t look directly at them.
#15 Ladies!
