People Who Have Totally Not Sussed Parenting.

#1 This partying pregnant lady.

Relax, people. I'm sure she's taking her prenatal vitamins.

#2 This mom desperate for a smoking buddy.

If you're thinking, Aw, but it's not even lit! go ahead and give yourself a "fail" too.

#3 This nervous new dad.

#4 These a-holes.

Let's hope they're dyslexics and really wanted to name their kid "Alan."

#5 kelli.

#6 This Dad of the Year.

#7 This mom…

#8 …and this dad who really need to re-read their car seat’s instruction manual.

The tl/dr of it: "Don't do that."

#9 These parents who don’t even bother with a car seat.

#10 This moron.

#11 This guy who treats his kid like a rag doll…

#12 ...and this woman who is almost certainly his wife.

#13 This schmo who is guaranteed to be getting a whole lot of side-eye at the burrito joint.

#14 This kid’s Maxim-subscribing dad…

#15 …and this joker who makes the Maxim dad look good.

#16 Ol’ sideburns.

Turn around and grab the hammer, gorgeous.

#17 This oblivious mom…

#18 This oblivious dad…

#19 And this oblivious couple.

#20 This guy who really needs to put down the phone and check on his kid.

#21 This know-it-all who told his son riding a bike is easy.

#22 Whoever thought this was OK.

#23 This soft-headed dad and his equally soft-headed wife.

#24 And last but not the least , this basket case.

Now don't you feel a whole lot better about yourself as a parent?