Some people keep their hairstyle the same forever, while others switch it up and are more daring when it comes to their hair color and cut. Hair is an important aspect of your appearance, but I don’t think many people realize that. And maybe some blame is even on the hair stylist for going through with a ridiculous idea. I am just hoping that most of these terrible hairstyles are due to losing a bet or some type of cruel prank, but I think I may be very wrong.
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#1 The Tread
Barber: What cut do you want son?
Kid: Just Run Me Over With Your Car.
#2 Hamburger Head
Barber: How can I style your head today?
Boy: I like meat. Fresh meat. Ground beef.
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#3 One Latte To Go
Stylist: How can I fix you up today?
Client: You know that moment when you pour milk into your coffee?
Stylist: Say no more!
#4 Blockhead
Barber: I know just the cut to enhance your face..
Man: Great, as long as it's not something rounded.
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#5 Blockhead II
Woman: I want something off the face, maybe squared off just a little bit.
Hairdresser: Say no more Ma'm. I just did a guy with the exact hairstyle you're looking for.
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#6 Curvy And Swirly
Barber: What cut do you want brother?
Kid: Give me that Windows startup logo, please.
Barber: I got ya bro.
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#7 Little Richard
Stylist: Your hair is so nice, is there a specific style you'd prefer?
Man: Well, I like the 50's. Maybe grease that sucker down and slick it back.
Stylist: Gotcha. You want the 'Little Richard'!
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#8 Never Ending Circle
Barber: Shave all over?
Man: Sure, just take a little off the back.
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#9 Ramen Noodle Update
Hair Stylist: Whatchu want?
Client: The back of an old air conditioner.
Hair Stylist: Gotcha covered dude.
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#10 Sliced Mullet
Redneck Barber: We have a special today, would you like it?
Kid: Sure. Cut it any way you think it will look best.
Redneck Barber: I'll just take a little off the top.
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#11 Cindy Lou Who
Beautician: How can I style your pretty hair for you, Mam?
Woman: I was thinking about something from "How The Grinch Stole Christmas."
Beautician: I can do that!
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#12 Spikey
Barber: Any special cut in mind today, Sir?
Man: Have you ever seen a cactus?
#13 Rats Ass
Stylist: Your hair is thinning. Any special style you'd like your hair cut?
Dentist: Something fresh and professional looking. You decide.
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#14 The Big WTF
Barber: Whatchu want today fam?
Bro: Just fuck up my life completely!
