People Who Took Being Single To A Whole Other Level.
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Funny
On 17th February 2017
Being single has its ups and downs. Depending on your perspective, it can actually be quite fun, but then certain days of the year like Valentine's Day comes around and then you're reminded of how lonely you are. But even the most single of people can have a sense of humor when it all comes down to it. These cold-hearted people have actually turned the whole thing into one big joke. Why cry yourself to sleep when you can laugh?
If you've started feeling sad about being single lately, these jokes will cheer you up in no time.
#1 Why leave the house and meet new people...
When you can stay home and devour a whole pizza to yourself?
#2 The perfect table for the singles.
Can I reserve this table for the rest of the year?
#3 Don't let anyone stop you from your fort dreams.
Hell yeah! Octopus couch fort of singlehood success!
#4 There's going to be many confused and frustrated females.
Don't know how all the guys are going to explain that one.
#5 Best time to buy candy: immediately after Halloween.
Second best day to buy candy: February 15th.
#6 Why brag about 1 stand when you can have 2?
This person is obviously flaunting for no reason.
#7 And that cat will NEVER Judge you for it!
The best alternative for kids: pets!!
#8 Wow, I think a lot of people's boyfriends and girlfriends are from that nation.
Where is it located? Is it on the other side of the world?
#9 The one with the Jack Daniel's looks more fun.
Why choose flowers that will eventually die and do you no good when you can make yourself feel good with whiskey?
#10 Sometimes keeping cool can be difficult.
Especially for someone who's been single for a long time.
#11 When you're single, your passenger seat tends to get lonely.
That means your passenger seat's door handle as well.
#12 Unfortunately, comparing ourselves to Rihanna isn't always the solution.
But if Rihanna can be single and happy, so can the rest of us... right?
#13 But it just seems like that time is taking forever to come.
This clock is the perfect symbolization.
#14 Even a calendar gets more action than me.
And here I thought a single life couldn't get any sadder.
#15 The milk carton just had to rub it in my face.
Well GOOD FOR YOU milk carton. Take your happiness elsewhere, please.
#16 Note to self: don't go to a New Years Eve party without a date.
Especially when all of your friends are in a relationship.
#17 Kind of like the black sheep, but a white dog.
I feel so much pain for this white dog.
#18 Sometimes pizza's still better than settling for someone with lame pickup jokes.
Never lower your standards, no matter how single you are!
#19 Looks like he's in a relationship with that bottle.
It's ok, at least that bottle will never nag at you.
#20 How could they ask such a question right in front of your dog?!
How rude and inconsiderate to the poor pup!
#21 When even your pet doesn't want to reciprocate affection.
Ok fine then! I don't need your affection anyways.
#22 Being the only single sibling in a family can be very stressful.
But this sibling looks like she's doing completely fine.
#23 Wouldn't be holding hands while running be a nuisance?
I just don't understand how people think sometimes.
