A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her br*ast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your br*ast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."