Pickup Lines You Should Never Say If You Want To Score

#1 Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

#2 Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.

#3 [Gesturing to your shirt] "Excuse me, do you know what material this is? I'm pretty sure it's boy/girlfriend material.

#4 I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

#5 Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

#6 Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

#7 Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

#8 Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. (S)he'd like your phone number to know where to get ahold of me in the morning.

#9 Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

#10 I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

#11 You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

#12 You: "Hey did you drop something?" Them: "Umm, I don't think so." You: "Your standards. Hi! I'm ___."

#13 You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

#14 What do you like for breakfast?

#15 What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!

#16 Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

#17 My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can't keep it in.

#18 Heard you were looking for a stud. Well I've got an STD, all I need is you.

#19 As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

#20 Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

It helps the medicine go down...

#21 Hey cutie. I know Klingon and tonight I'm going Klingon to you!

#22 If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

#23 Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

#24 You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

#25 I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

#26 Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

#27 Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

#28 Do you live in a cornfield> Cause I'm stalking you.

#29 Hey Baby, Wanna Skin My Grizz?