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#1 Drunk you should never be allowed in the kitchen.
#2 Especially when it involves using any "Utensils".
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#3 Drunk you gives the worst gifts.
#4 And is BAD at feeding the dog.
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#5 Drunk you is an asshole to the delivery guy.
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#6 Drunk you should never be trusted to keep anything safe.
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#7 Because drunk you has very little sense of logic.
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#8 And no matter how hard you try, you will never understand their motives.
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#9 Drunk you has no concept of time.
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#10 Drunk you has terrible taste in food.
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#11 And definitely isn't ready to be trusted with a phone.
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#12 Drunk you is terrible at doors.
#13 Really terrible at doors.
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#14 And even worse at beds.
#15 Drunk you will make sober you think they've done you a favor, but they never really have.
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#16 Drunk you should never be allowed on facebook.
#17 And makes dubious plans for the future.
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#18 Drunk you is a little bit creepy, tbh.
#19 Drunk you is a fucking useless mess.
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#20 Most of the time drunk you doesn't even have a clue what's going on.
#21 Drunk you is pretty much just out to get you.
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#22 But more than anything, drunk you is just a massive massive idiot.
