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Posts Like These Are The Reasons Why Twitter Is One Of The Greatest Sources Of Entertainment

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 24th May 2018

We all know that the internet is full of great content, but Twitter is like an untapped resource for the average person. Almost anyone of any age knows about Facebook and uses it, but there are tons of people out there who do not even bother with Twitter because they do not understand how it works. Perhaps this post will change some minds because some of the funniest stuff on the web can be found on this site.

Muppet

This is our first time seeing a baby cheetah. It is so awkwardly adorable that we cannot help but fall in love with the little thing. It really does look like his front arms are puppet arms.

Electric Chair

The majority of people will never witness a prisoner's execution, so we have no idea what they say before the switch is thrown. It is not that unbelievable that a particularly cruel prisoner would do something like this. He would leave quite the impression, but he would also turn the electric chair into a gas chamber at the same time.

Whoop!

It appears that bees have bros just like humans do. Could you just imagine them chest-bumping and whooping? It is too bad that our human ears cannot hear things like that. It might make us less afraid of bees if we could.

Doritos

When things get put into perspective like this, it makes you really not want to take the little things in life for granted. There are also starving children out there that will never know the extreme nacho flavor of Doritos, and that makes us sad.

Voodoo Doll

If this would actually work, I think we would all have voodoo dolls of ourselves. We could even make them anatomically correct and never have to worry about having a mate. We could just screw ourselves. That would take masturbation to an entirely whole new level.

Deferment

This lady really knows how to work around the system. It is kind of brilliant if you think about it. Not only is she getting a great education, but she is also pocketing some extra money that she will never have to pay back.

Waiting

If you are ADHD, like me, you can relate to this. But, you also know that you have to keep the story you want to tell in your head while you wait so that you do not forget it. Unfortunately, this also means that you will not be able to pay attention to a word your friend is saying while you wait because you are working so hard to remember what you want to say.

Missy Elliot

While this post is too funny, it is important to be proud of Missy. Not only did she manage to lose a ton of weight, but she also seems to have shaved years off of her appearance. We say Kudos, Missy! You look great!

The Band

If you saw the movie, you either loved it to death or truly hated it. There is really no in-between. This is probably the only thing that could have made sitting through that long-ass movie better to those of us who hated it.

Current Mood

When you do not want to hang out with someone, you will use any old excuse to avoid it. This guy clearly did not want to hang out on this day under any circumstances. Would you buy this excuse?

Before Twitter

I don't know about the rest of you, but I still say "spank you very much", and it is still gold, in my eyes. But, he is not wrong. Twitter is filled with tons of hilarious material that you can mentally save for the next time you need to be funny.

Sex is like...

Woah. We bet you never thought about it this way before. This analogy has totally opened our eyes and is quite punny. What do you think?

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