Pregnancy Problems That All Women Who Have Been Pregnant Can Relate To

By Michael Avery in Funny On 23rd March 2016
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#1 Your Body Grows

That moment when you realize you need to buy maternity clothes. Goodbye skinny jeans, see you later bra, I'll miss you figure.

#2 It's A Fairytale..

And the whole time you're pregnant you feel like you're in a bad Snow White tale. The thing is you don't wake-up until your kid graduates.

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#3 Your 'Due Date'

Some babies just don't wanna come out. Can you blame them? The womb is all expense paid easy living. What's an "eviction"? C-section.

#4 Mid-Husbands

Husbands often stay with their wives while delivering babies, but most of the time they are on the sidelines. WAY on the sidelines and there are reasons. Dads get called every name in the book while that baby is being pushed out. How many of you have told your husband you hate him while in labor? Poor guys.

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#5 Why 'Again'?

During and after pregnancy you're thinking, "NEVER again"! Especially during labor. Then a few years later you start seeing cute babies and get the itch to do it all over again. You just can't win.

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#6 Doesn't Seem Real, Until..

It just doesn't feel like you're pregnant until one day you feel that little human wiggling around inside of you like some alien chest burster just waiting to get out.

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#7 Lies & Reality

Its amazing humanity has lasted as long as it has.

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#8 Expecting Twins?

When mom first finds out she's pregnant, she's sick as he cheers! Then news of twins comes when he least expects. . . kinda like getting hit by a car.

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#9 Mornings Are Lost

Get ready new mom. You will NOT enjoy "mornings" for at least the next 12 t 13 years. Basically, NOT until your kids can make their own breakfasts.

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#10 Pregnancy's Third Phase

AND you wonder why she's so grumpy during the third trimester of pregnancy? It's best that you steer clear and don't even ask!