Here are some extremely basic facts that you likely didn't know and will blow your mind.
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#1 I always thought it was more.
#2 Where do they put it?
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#3 Because the milk's for the baby.
#4 Sounds like bacon.
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#5 Wow.
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#6 I'm going to have to look and see about that.
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#7 Oh... well than.
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#8 Making history with each shuffle.
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#9 Well, that takes some thrill out of it.
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#10 It really is!
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#11 Never knew that.
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#12 Not even the bartender wants to deal with drunken vomit.
#13 Holy crap, I never thought of that.
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#14 Now we know exactly how much a buttload is.
