Gym guy thought he would get this girl’s number. Gets subjected to her stinky farts instead. She wonders if she did too much.
When you go to the gym, sweating buckets and struggling with your workout, the last thing most of us want is for someone to come up and hit on us.
Most people politely told no will move on and go about the rest of their life.
This gym bro however decided to fly his red flag high and refused to leave.
So OP did what was perhaps the most iconic move of the century. She ripped a fart.
OP said that she doesn't consider the gym to be a social space and wears headphones to convey that she isn't to be approached as she works out.
OP was finishing up deadlifts when a guy approached her and tried to strike up a conversation. OP politely tried to end the conversation when she realized that he was flirting.
He asked for her number when OP declined and he started the annoying schtick of 'Why not' and 'Come on'.
OP started to get annoyed at this point because her timer had gone off and she needed to start her next set.
She told him straight up that he was making her uncomfortable but he still refused to leave. He continued to pile on explanations saying that he 'wasn't a bad guy'.
OP decided to pull out the deadliest weapon in her arsenal and decided now was the best time to bring it out.
As he was speaking, she ripped a silent, yet deadly fart and within 2 seconds it had reached his nose. He immediately stopped talking and made a face good enough to match his personality.
He finally cleared the area and OP was finally able to finish her workout in peace.
Commenters thought her revenge was hilarious.
Some were reminded of Pepe Le Pew famed for the same thing.
One commenter had been on the other side of a fart once but had surprisingly wholesome results.