Grammar is getting bad. Our language is getting tortured. These signs show us exactly how English is going to finally bite the dust and die.
R.I.P English. You Finally Took More Abuse Than You Could Handle.
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 15th January 2016
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#1 Our language changes all the time. Certain words come to mean different things and the dictionary adds new words yearly. But there are still basic spellings and grammatical uses that make up our English language. These people need to learn the proper spelling and use of these words they are butchering.
#2 Not sure if this is a simple error or something done by a dyslexic.
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#3 Be vewy vewy careful.. there's a pretty heavy erection in progress in this area.
#4 Where do we start? This is a total mess from top to bottom.
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#5 This is for all you guys who are a tad too quick!
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#6 Oh crap.. they have bed shit here.
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#7 Say what? Look at those hours. There's plenty of time to get those shooes and that new switcase.
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#8 If this didn't kill English, then it damn sure tried hard to.
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#9 The school for English wants to wish all students 'congrations'.
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#10 How do they get away with this being on the menu? I think I'll pass, but it sounds like this place is serving more than just lunch.
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#11 Oh wow.. the Chaineese have built their own center. Good for them!
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#12 Everything on the menu is TESTY. I wonder if they serve tea bags?
#13 Now this is a value meal everyone can sink their teeth into. A free cock with every biriyani.
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#14 Leadies to the right, Jents to the left. Don't get confused. There are pictures for Pete's Sake!
#15 Cutting those children produces messes but they make sure they dye and give you a bonus fachial when they're finished.
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#16 Please, please, 'permision is not aloud in that room called the kicheen' so don't go in there. Seriously. Don't do it.
#17 Have a Happy Christmas and.. WHAT? I don't think so!
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#18 And you though Obama Care was a disaster.
#19 They cut your hair and do a full body masaz. That's Lovely.
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#20 These shoes are fit for royalty. However, they are made for chef's and kitchen workers.
