Reasons Leggings Are The Worst Thing To Ever Be Created

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 18th May 2016
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1. Lots of pairs are secretly see-through.

2. They don’t look good in printed fabrics.

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3. Cat faces just look stupid on them.

4. They’re poor contenders for embellishment.

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5. And cutouts.

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6. They don’t ever look as good with tunic tops as they’re supposed to.

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7. Or dresses.

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8. You will look awkwardly pantsless if you wear them in “nude.”

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9. They don’t fit properly into any one clothing category.

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10. A lot of women do yoga in them without realizing they’re completely see-through when they bend over for downward dog.

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11. They lead to ingrown hairs.

Especially if you are going a week at a time without shaving your legs in the winter.

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12. The Kardashians have ruined them forever by putting them in their Sears “Kollection.”

13. They even make beautiful actresses like Anne Hathaway look terrible.

Cropped leggings are even worse offenders than long leggings.

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14. They spawned jeggings.

15. And MEGGINGS.

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16. And… MEJEGGINGS.

17. They cause camel toe.

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18. And “moose knuckle.”

19. They don’t ever make your butt look good.

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20. If you try to resell used ones on eBay you’ll look like the biggest creep.

21. They can only be “epic” in a bad way, really.

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22. They look even worse in shiny fabrics.

23. And lastly, leggings are the worst because “liquid leggings” are indisputably the most annoying item of clothing so far this century.

The fashion industry has convinced us that they look good on anyone when, in FACT, they look good on just about no one.