Q: Why is it good to have a blonde redneck passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What does a redneck blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A: Start your Engines!
Q: What do you do when a blonde redneck throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: Why do redneck blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why do blonde rednecks drive GMC trucks?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: Why can't blonde rednecks dial 911?
A: They can't find the '11' on the telephone