#1 High heels, it’s a nightmare!
Next time make sure when you invite, please mention it's a lawn party so I can grab my flat pair. Heels are betrayed!
#2 Some compact story who got flushed!
It's of no use now really. Next time give me warning before you are about to jump!
#3 White pants on fire!
It happens every time! Whenever I wear a white pair, period comes out heavily. Noooo please don't spoil any pair anymore!
#4 Dear crush, Please close your eyes!
When you are out in your sweatpants, and suddenly your crush arrives, ouch! Please don't see me like this!
#5 Foundation, please don’t spoil the rest!
Otherwise, you are out of the box and fired! We are done!
#6 I want all this right now!
Sometimes I want to eat it all without any conscious mind. Oh yes, really!
#7 Well lemme figure out!
I have to take one, or it's taken, now only periods can decide!
#8 When you are out of blockade!
Here comes the period and you are out of tampons because of early arrival. Picture depicts it all!
#9 Make sure nobody’s watching!
Fairy in the bush, all you want to pee! Nooooo I can't do it outside. Just because of this we avoid camping!
