Restaurant Servers Shared Funny Stuff That's Gone Down In Their Restaurants

By Johny in Funny On 24th December 2015
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#1 It was New Years Eve when a fight broke out inside the bar. Someone threw a bottle at a guy but he dodged it, resulting in the bottle hitting a 300 gallon saltwater fish tank that separates dining room from the bar area. The tank cracked and the water started flooding the bar. Meanwhile the cops have been called. Once the cops arrived they were forced to use pepper spray to break up the brawl. Needless to say, no body got to see the ball drop that year.

#2 A couple were dinning in with their two kids and after they were done eating they headed out, put the kids in the car and walked behind the dumpsters. I walked out to find them going at it like animals.

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#3 During a huge dinner rush my manager took a regular costumer to the liquor closet and had sex with her while her family was eating dinner.

#4 A really drunk girl got on the tables and took her clothes off, continued to dance, then walked off down to beach. All within five minutes. Oh, the joys of being a server.

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#5 I work right by the London bridge and in the middle of dinner, one guest gets up and decides to jump of the London bridge. He then swims back to shore, climbs back up to the restaurant and proceeds to finish his dinner as if nothing happened!

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#6 Two months into the job, i clock in to find my manager. Manager doing coke in the handicap toilets during a guest's 80th birthday lunch. He offered me some, but told him that i don't do coke at noon on Wednesdays..

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#7 I was waiting on a table of two, a son and his mother, for mother's day. Half way through the meat, the DEA storms into the restaurant, starting a chase that ended in the guy getting tazed in the middle of the dinning room. Happy Mother's Day.

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#8 I sprayed pepper spray in the back of the restaurant. It ended up getting in the vents and got to the dining room. People started crying. Little kids began coughing. There were a lot of angry costumers and $800 worth of comps were given out that night.

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#9 An old lady and her even older husband walked in and asked where the handicap restroom was. I showed them to the door, and the woman proceeded to hand me a bag of adult diapers and wipes while saying, "You go in with him and clean him up, please." I immediately noped the fuck out of there.

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#10 During Christmas dinner, i watched two old ladies get up and go into the bathroom. After a strange smell started to fill the restaurant, our manager went to investigate, only to find the two old ladies smoking a joint in a stall.

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#11 We had a mystery patron who would come in every few weeks and take a dump on the floor of the men's room. We called him "the poopetrator".