The N-Word
As a guy who grew up with Black people, I know the N-word is not specific to people. It’s a fucking noun. It is used for everything else but people. It’s not specific to black people. I see my friends. They’ll be like, “Yo Russell, I seen you with some Chinese niggers last night.”... My homeboy called me, was like, “Yo, you gotta put on Discovery Channel, son They got this shit on killer whales. Yo, those niggers are crazy!”
Size Negotiations
I have to go to this mall in Beijing to buy some clothes. I didn’t know this until I got there, but apparently in China I’m Shaquille O’Neal. I go to mall. I walk into the store. I’m like, “Hey, you got a 10.5/11 in those shoes?” “Ah no! How about an 8?” “How about I can’t negotiate my foot size with you?”
Race
Every group is racist. White folks will see a group of Indian people and they’re like, “Look at all those brown people, they’re probably all very happy together.” Then you get in that group and like, “Hey, you from India? I’m from India. What part? No, not that part. Go to hell you dirty bastard.”
Bargains
An Indian and a Chinese can be together but can't work together.. you know what I mean? Well there's this day I went to this Chinese mall and I see this bag. I ask this guy: You know I want to buy this bag, how much? and he says: thirty-five dollars. And then I said: oh c'mon thirty dollars. Asian guy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and I said its just five dollars. Then he said: Wait I talk to my wife.*starts yelling* OK you seem like nice guy, thirty-four fifty. I said cmon man that 50 cents... He replied you save 50 cents here you go somewhere else you save another 50 cents.. you have one dollar and you go to the dollar store you go buy something else. Then I start to leave , the guy yells: Be a man, do the right thing. Buy the bag. HAHA an Indian can't live without a bargain and a Chinese guy cant give you a bargain.