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Seriously Hilarious Animal Facts That Are 100% Not Fake At All

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 1st April 2016

These tidbits about random animals are 100$ not fake or made up. You can do your homework and fact-check it if you don't believe what you are about to read.

#1 "Open Up And Say Aahh.."

#2 "I Have Excellent Organizational Skills, If That Helps."

#3 "Hot Enough For Ya Joe? You Look Like You Need A Cold Drink."

#4 "My Penis Tells Me You Are Definitely Not A Virgin."

#5 "I'm Ready To Explode I Tell Ya. EXPLODE!"

#6 "We're From Kentucky, Y'all From Around These Parts?"

#7 "I Swear To Drunk Officer I'm Not God."

#8 "A Mother's Work Is Sooo Underrated."

#9 "And Now You Know How The Dinosaur Became Extinct."

#10 "Who Slipped Her The Mickey? Good Job Boys, Let's Have A Go At It."

#11 "I've Seen Things. Terrible Things Man. It's Not Going To Be Good."

#12 "I'm Not Evading You Tax Man, I'm Getting Ready For A Costume Party."

#13 "I Think I Can. I Think I Can. Shit, I Can't!"

#14 "I'd Like To Thank God For Making This Possible And Also This Guy Holding Me Up Here. Holy Crap, I'm WAY UP HERE!"

#15 "They Call Me Tabby. I'm From The Street. Eminem Ain't Nothin' Cause I've Got Da Beat!"

#16 "Don't Tell Anyone But I Really Don't Know What The Heck I'm Doing Up Here."

#17 "Nobody Will Recognize Me In This Suit. I Should Fit Right In With The Congress."

#18 "Hey Little Boy, Want Some Candy? Come Inside For A Snack. I Won't Bite, I Promise.""

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Seriously Hilarious Animal Facts That Are 100% Not Fake At All

#1 "Open Up And Say Aahh.."

#2 "I Have Excellent Organizational Skills, If That Helps."

#3 "Hot Enough For Ya Joe? You Look Like You Need A Cold Drink."

#4 "My Penis Tells Me You Are Definitely Not A Virgin."

#5 "I'm Ready To Explode I Tell Ya. EXPLODE!"

#6 "We're From Kentucky, Y'all From Around These Parts?"

#7 "I Swear To Drunk Officer I'm Not God."

#8 "A Mother's Work Is Sooo Underrated."

#9 "And Now You Know How The Dinosaur Became Extinct."

#10 "Who Slipped Her The Mickey? Good Job Boys, Let's Have A Go At It."

#11 "I've Seen Things. Terrible Things Man. It's Not Going To Be Good."

#12 "I'm Not Evading You Tax Man, I'm Getting Ready For A Costume Party."

#13 "I Think I Can. I Think I Can. Shit, I Can't!"

#14 "I'd Like To Thank God For Making This Possible And Also This Guy Holding Me Up Here. Holy Crap, I'm WAY UP HERE!"

#15 "They Call Me Tabby. I'm From The Street. Eminem Ain't Nothin' Cause I've Got Da Beat!"

#16 "Don't Tell Anyone But I Really Don't Know What The Heck I'm Doing Up Here."

#17 "Nobody Will Recognize Me In This Suit. I Should Fit Right In With The Congress."

#18 "Hey Little Boy, Want Some Candy? Come Inside For A Snack. I Won't Bite, I Promise.""