As a parent, I cannot begin to explain how awesome it is to have kids but I will try. They just bring an endless amount of joy to your life and watching them grow and learn new things is one of the most rewarding feelings in the world. Still, if you're on the fence about having children you need to know that like anything else in life, there are cons to having children. Here are just a few reasons why you might want to avoid having kids.
She Stepped Out Of The Room For One Second And This Is What She Returned To.
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 13th February 2018
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Reason #1
You can fall asleep without having to worry about waking up covered in marker. Sure the kids had a blast doing it but you're the one whose stuck cleaning up the mess. Better to just not have kids.
Reason #2
Kids naturally get into everything. If they can reach it, they will play with it. This can mean disaster for anything kitchen objects that are within their reach.
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Reason #3
The snot! OMG, the snot! Children seem to produce inhuman amounts of snot whether they have a cold or not. If you're squeamish around snot you might want to avoid having kids.
Reason #4
You can't leave anything unattended around a child. If you do there will absolutely be a mess for you to clean up. Sure it might look cute but who wants to spend all day cleaning?
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Reason #5
Again, kids make huge messes. It's just what they do. Once they are done destroying their surroundings they peacefully sleep until disturbed upon which they resume their reign of terror. Passing on having kids is passing on permanent clean up duty.
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Reason #6
You can't even take them out into public without them destroying everything. Oh look a neat clothing display, I must destroy it. That's what children think when they see anything bright and colorful out in public. You've been warned.
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Reason #7
If you thought the snot was bad, just wait for the puke. Yes, you will spend many days covered in puke as your child randomly spits up all over you. Once they outgrow spitting up everywhere then they start getting into everything. You just can't win.
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Reason #8
The more you have, the more of a capacity for destruction they have. Having multiple kids is like unleashing a natural disaster upon the world. Even the older ones who know better will join in because they see their younger siblings destroying things.
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Reason #9
Yup, you guessed it. Even more snot. You really never get done cleaning up their snot. If you wipe it up it's just replaced seconds later with an even bigger drip. Hooray for snot.
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Reason #10
The biggest reason of them all to not have kids is the poop. The endless, stinky, gets all over the place, poop! Need I say more?
Be smart, don't have kids.