#1
There are a lot of little things that can go wrong at a wedding, like seating arrangement snafus or the groom's lover showing up. That happened, and it was a total shit show. Listen closely to hear a mystery woman reference "the other night" in front of a whole crowd of people watching a groom and bride moments away from making a major life commitment. For all the "oohs" and gasps, you don't need to listen too closely at all.
#2
The woman most audible in this video sounded like she was seeing an amazing new invention that was going to cure cancer, solve world peace, and make calories no longer count. Lady was enjoying the scene. Other people, not so much.
#3
Amazingly, the bride didn't immediately pull a Julia Roberts and bolt right of there. According to the video's original poster, the lover was removed from the wedding and everything went as planned, give or take some bad vibes.
#4
What's the protocol for a situation like this? The woman filming offers one method: be entertained AF. A couple other people suggest that hushing up the side chick is the way to go. There's no set standard here and this is certainly not a situation Emily Post (a famous etiquette writer, you plebeians) wrote about.
#5
Sure, it looks like it was filmed by a shoe, and the person filming this didn't have the skills to point the camera at the mystery woman, but man, the gasps from that guest make up for it.
Pretty sure there was so much drama there that she fainted.
#6
If that clip didn't have enough pay-off for you, enjoy this more cathartic clip from Cheaters, in which a woman confronts her boyfriend at his wedding and host Joey Greco is chill about the whole thing.
Silver lining: the bride and the girlfriend bonded.