The Internet has become your playground to hit on everyone on every social media and dating platform in existence. Stop typing away and meet someone IRL already.
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#1 Sex Dreams
Your sex dreams are increasing in frequency and detail. Your brain is telling you "get some now!"
#2 Online Flirts
The Internet has become your playground to hit on everyone on every social media and dating platform in existence. Stop typing away and meet someone IRL already.
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#3 Crushing On Everyone
Now people you used to not give a second thought about become someone of interest. Who's that? Are they single? Are they looking at you? Where are they going? Resist the urge to follow everyone home and go on a real date instead.
#4 Battery Loss
You're using those electric vibrators so much that all your batteries are dead. Not a good sign.
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#5 Online Stalking
Whether it's an ex or a crush you've just lost hours of your life scrolling through timelines and Instagram feeds.
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#6 Self Esteem Issues
It's been so long since you've been intimate with someone that just the thought freaks you out. You're worried what other people will think of you and if you're good enough. Just get out there and stop worrying!
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#7 Forgetting Your Moves
It's been so long since you've kissed someone you've literally forgotten how. That's bad.
