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Simply Dumb Justin Bieber Quotes That Will Make You Die Inside

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 22nd November 2015

The world has watched Canadian Justin Bieber grow from fresh-faced pop star to large-penised guy on a balcony. So you’re probably asking yourself, “Has Justin ever said any seriously stupid shit?” Oh, you’d better Belieb it, friend.

#1 OK, so he knows that whatever is going on in Korea is bad, but he's really not sure what is going on elsewhere. The only parties he knows are those in his hotel rooms.

#2 Why doesn't Prince William just use Propecia to grow his hair? Don't the Brits get it?? Why would anyone want to be bald?

#3 Perhaps they didn't want you there.... And, maybe they don't remember if you were there either.

#4 Like, who hasn't pissed in a bucket on stage before? Get over it. High Five, Dude!

#5 This kinda makes sense... I don't feel like a taco when I go to Taco bell either. But yet, I do feel like a pig when I go to Golden Corral.

#6 He just can't help it! Humility is not one of his better assets.

#7 OK, so what about the nude magazine spreads and the leaked penis pics? He's such a respectable, caring guy!

#8 Rolex watches all started with the Big Bang! BOOM! Diamond Studded Time Piece! Take that Science!

#9 People, stop harassing him, he is NOT flossssy!

#10 Yes, Anne Frank, stuck up in that attic, would have loved to be a Bieber fan. She was a great girl. In fact, missing pages of her diary confirm that she was a Bieleber.

#11 He wasn't even alive when Clinton was President, so what's his beef with Bill, or mop buckets? And what's the deal with all this urinating in buckets? Didn't he have indoor plumbing up there in Canada?

#12 Nothing like a father's love to inspire his son to keep on flashing his penis to the world!

#13 Well, we know he has one phobia. Maybe if we put him on stage with a Pac-Man game he'll go back to Canada.

#14 Canada has been involved in every major war as part of the UN for many years. This really makes JB sad... people killing for power.

#15 Oh boy, soon the headlines will say "Bieber Abuses Children"??? Can't wait for the 36 nose jobs and the facelifts.

#16 He's just a normal dude in a hoodie. Those fancy watches, rings, posse, and shoes are an illusion.

#17 His fans just love it when he pukes on stage during their favorite song that they paid $300 dollars to hear live.

#18 Just like Johnny Appleseed!

#19 Aww... Now he's getting all religious and shit. Way To Go!

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