#1 Home Early
"Yesterday I came home from work early, and when I walked in the front door I surprised my daughter who was masturbating on the couch. She squeaked in horror, jumped up and penguin walked/ran for her room where she stayed for the whole night."
#2 Dinner Time
"She declined to come out for dinner when I knocked on the door and said it was ready, and this morning when I got up to make breakfast, I found a note saying she got up early, made her own breakfast and headed off to school to work on a project with a friend. When I came home from work today, I found that she had already locked herself in her bedroom and when I mentioned dinner to her through the door, she said she wasn't hungry."
#3 Treading Lightly
"Now, I don't want to make this any worse for her than it already is. I don't want to give her a complex or make her feel that masturbation is wrong, but right now it feels like she can't even bring herself to face me as it is; how much worse once I start talking about sex, masturbation, sexuality, etc. with her."
#4 The Talk
"I have purchased a vibrator for her; my intention is to show it to her as a prop for this talk. Just mention it as a tool that many women use when masturbating and then quietly leave it there in her room when I leave. (Don't judge, my interest here is to avoid giving her the idea that masturbation is wrong or something to be avoided, and to avoid having her use "found objects" from around the house when exploring her sexuality.)"
#5 S.E.X
"I have also dug up some pictures from my wife's old college nursing texts showing a cut away of a couple having sex, and other pictures showing all the relevant organs, and I can explain that sperm enter the point, go up the cervix, uterus, and fallopian tubes where an egg released during the ovulation cycle will be fertilized and then travel back down the fallopian and implant against the wall of the uterus."
#6 Too Soon?
"The mechanics of this stuff I can explain regardless of how embarrassing this will be for both myself and her. I can also explain what guys are thinking, tell her what things guys will do/say in order to try to get her to have sex before she is ready."
#7 Good Father
"However, I have no idea what to tell her she can expect as a woman, what tricks/life hacks she can use, what size tampon to get, or even if she should get tampons instead of pads. I am even sure there are things she will need to know that I haven't got a clue about.
