Solving A Century Old Dilemma, The Hands-Free Pleasuring Machine Has Finally Come

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It is becoming increasingly less important to go out and hit on someone to have sex. The geniuses at Sex College have invented everything a person can possibly need to stay home and be satisfied completely.

No It's not about having better lubricant and more powerful napkins; it's about actually taking every aspect of real sex and putting it into a toy of some sort. This new gadget is a dildo drone that gets a girl off while she does other things with her hands.

This new device follows a long line of interesting toys made for the perverts of the world. Imagine being able to have the girl of your dreams at any time you want. Okay, so she's not real, she's "of your dreams", and she's not touching you, but it's as close as you can get without actually having sex with her.

#2 In Comes The Virtual Reality Sex Suit

A video production with outstanding graphic design brings the girl to the man where he can have any sexual action simulated through the suit. She can go down on him. She can climb on top of him. He can spend hours in his room and never leave with a gadget like this in his closet.

#3 How About The Real Life Size Sex Doll

She waits at the house patiently for you. She never cheats and she's always ready. She feels real, too. The Sex College geniuses thought of every detail so that your sex doll would be as real as possible, but she's perfect because she doesn't talk, which means she can't say no.

That brings us to the Dildo Drone for Hands-Free Masturbation. The lady in the video makes a good point though what if you DO want to eat your burger and enjoy a beer? You don't have a third hand for your dildo. They've been trying to solve this problem for centuries, and now with drone technology, it's no longer an issue. Eat and drink your beer while you let your drone dildo handle the rest.

#4 It’s Important To Have Priorities

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