Some Guys Need To Fap All The Time, This Shirt Just Made It Easier

There's nothing worse than being walked in on while you're taking care of your business. Ever wish there was a sneakier way to do the deed?

#1 That Awkward Moment...

There's nothing worse than being walked in on while you're taking care of your business. Ever wish there was a sneakier way to do the deed?

#2 There's Some New Technology To Help You NOT Get Caught

The 'Jerk Shirt' promises to help keep your primal desires discreet and keep you from getting caught with that certain something in your hand...

#3 What The Heck Is A Jerk Shirt?

With a Jerk Shirt you'll never be caught masturbating again, even if you're mid-flow with your headphones on full volume, the Jerk Shirt's got your back... and your front!

#4 The Science Behind The Shirt

The Jerk Shirt features a prosthetic arm in place of your real arm, which is working tirelessly underneath making sure you're feeling jolly. It's also got a 'splash guard' which keeps you from dirtying your shirt when you've reached that point...

#5 Masturbation Made Easy

The description of the product reads: "The Jerk Shirt magically covers the most important part of your body while enjoying what you do without having to hide in shame. Just put it on and get to work! With our splash guard there is no mess or worry to clean up. Works like any other shirt, when you are done, simply put it in the washer and continue to use it again and again!"

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