Someone Asked The Internet "What Do You Not F**k With?" The Resulting List Is Terrifying.

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 23rd December 2015
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Introduction

1. This may seem obvious, but beware spinning blade machines designed to slice through trees.

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2. Chemistry is the building block of biology, and also its wrecking ball.

3. A rare moment of levity from Wu-Tang and Martin Shkreli.

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4. These terrible, terrible plants you should avoid at all costs.

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5. Some argued opiates were the substance not to fuck with. Others said it was cocaine. To be clear, you should fuck with neither.

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5. Cont

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6. In the non-life-threatening department, here's some good advice on not being a terrible person.

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7. Just in time for the release of The Revenant.

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8. Seems obvious, yet so many people have trouble with this one (SO stands for "Significant Other" in case you're, uh, lonely).

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9. On a similar note, this very clever fellow.

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10. If you need to honestly debate whether moose or grizzlies are more frightening, just stay away from both of them.