Is That The Son Of A Beech Or The Son Of A Birch?
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#1 Two Tall Trees Are Growing In The Forest When One Day They Notice A Smaller Tree Growing Between Them.
#2 After A Few Minutes Of Investigation They Were Both Still Confused.
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#3 So One Of The Trees Says To The Other, "Is That The Son Of A Beech Or The Son Of A Birch?"
#4 The Other Tree Says, "I Really Don't Know."
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#5 Just Then A Little Woodpecker Lands On A Branch Of The Small Tree.
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#6 So The Bigger Tree Leans In And Says, "Hey Woodpecker. You're A Tree Expert. Is That The Son Of A Beech Or The Son Of A Birch?"
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#7 The Woodpecker Says "Let Me Check It Out For You," And Begins Taking Pecks On The Tree Branch.
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#8 Finally He Looks Up At The Trees And Says "This Is Neither The Son Of A Beech Or A Son Of A Birch."
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#9 "Rather Gentlemen..."
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#10 "This Is The Finest Piece Of Ash I Have Ever Had My Pecker In!"
