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Speedo Fails That May Make You Hate The Gift Of Sight

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 15th January 2016

We all know in the deepest recesses of our being that speedos were a mistake in history, a mistake we’d all like to forget. But some guys just won’t let us forget.

#1 The designer of the men's Speedo bathing suit must have been batshit crazy when he came up with this horrible fashion trend. But the worst part is that men actually wear them and think they look good!

#2 Not sure if this is the new hubby or the father of the bride, but WTF? Love the added bowtie. It must have said 'informal attire' on the invitations.

#3 Nothing says sexy like a fat man in a skin tight bathing suit floundering in 4 inches of water. He's wearing those glasses so nobody recognizes him.

#4 No, he's not a serial killer, he's just your friendly neighbor. And the Speedo in leopard print is not the worst thing about this photos, it his mullet.

#5 Nothing like getting back to nature in a fashionable skin tight Speedo. Something tells me this is at a nudist colony, but I'm just guessing from the picture.

#6 Yes, everyone dances to the beat of a different drum.. but this guy needs the workout more than anyone there and he is just doing his own thing. You go Speedo!

#7 Should we classify this under Bad Speedo's or Bad Wedgies? Either way, this is one time the stretchy material used to make this fashionable swimwear actually came in handy.

#8 "See, over there.. I have 200 boxes of Speedo's. One for every day of the year if I want too. So there!"

#9 Small, medium, large, and extra-large. What do you see in the stomach of the big guy? A face, a cow? I see $3,566 worth of Little Debbie snacks.

#10 You might just be a redneck if your high school photo is of you in a Speedo with enough weaponry to arm the Taliban. (Oh, and we didn't forget that amazing hairstyle!)

#11 Wait for it... Wait for it... BAM! You just got SPEEDO Bombed!

#12 "We're just three wild and crazy guys.." (Notice nobody else is anywhere near them on the beach or in the water?)

#13 Turns out, half naked men trying to get cars to come to your car wash isn't as effective as sexy bikini girls are. Total for today: $3.50

#14 There’s a whole lot of stomach going on in this image. A WHOLE lot. It's like it's trying to talk to us.. "Hey, I had 4 hamburgers and two orders of fries for lunch. And a Diet Coke."

#15 However.. after all is said and done, there are still a few men who can actually pull off wearing that skin tight Speedo! You're welcome.

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Speedo Fails That May Make You Hate The Gift Of Sight

#1 The designer of the men's Speedo bathing suit must have been batshit crazy when he came up with this horrible fashion trend. But the worst part is that men actually wear them and think they look good!

#2 Not sure if this is the new hubby or the father of the bride, but WTF? Love the added bowtie. It must have said 'informal attire' on the invitations.

#3 Nothing says sexy like a fat man in a skin tight bathing suit floundering in 4 inches of water. He's wearing those glasses so nobody recognizes him.

#4 No, he's not a serial killer, he's just your friendly neighbor. And the Speedo in leopard print is not the worst thing about this photos, it his mullet.

#5 Nothing like getting back to nature in a fashionable skin tight Speedo. Something tells me this is at a nudist colony, but I'm just guessing from the picture.

#6 Yes, everyone dances to the beat of a different drum.. but this guy needs the workout more than anyone there and he is just doing his own thing. You go Speedo!

#7 Should we classify this under Bad Speedo's or Bad Wedgies? Either way, this is one time the stretchy material used to make this fashionable swimwear actually came in handy.

#8 "See, over there.. I have 200 boxes of Speedo's. One for every day of the year if I want too. So there!"

#9 Small, medium, large, and extra-large. What do you see in the stomach of the big guy? A face, a cow? I see $3,566 worth of Little Debbie snacks.

#10 You might just be a redneck if your high school photo is of you in a Speedo with enough weaponry to arm the Taliban. (Oh, and we didn't forget that amazing hairstyle!)

#11 Wait for it... Wait for it... BAM! You just got SPEEDO Bombed!

#12 "We're just three wild and crazy guys.." (Notice nobody else is anywhere near them on the beach or in the water?)

#13 Turns out, half naked men trying to get cars to come to your car wash isn't as effective as sexy bikini girls are. Total for today: $3.50

#14 There’s a whole lot of stomach going on in this image. A WHOLE lot. It's like it's trying to talk to us.. "Hey, I had 4 hamburgers and two orders of fries for lunch. And a Diet Coke."

#15 However.. after all is said and done, there are still a few men who can actually pull off wearing that skin tight Speedo! You're welcome.