Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
Q: How did the Blonde hockey team drown?
A: Spring training.
Q: What do blonde swimmers and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They both have swallowed a lot of seamen.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big hockey fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!