On the internet, you can find anything that you can imagine and some things that you never dreamed of. All you have to do is search. The realm of books you can find online isn't safe from the oddness either. Just look at the crazy book titles I have uncovered in my searches.
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#1 It's not what you think.
At first glance, this book might seem to be about an old lady who is still taking off her clothes but once you look closer you realize that you just have a dirty mind. You naughty pervert.
#2 Well that's strange.
What's weirder than the Japanese? Jewish-Japanese people who love sex and want to cook while raising a pack of wolves. Yeah, you can't make this mess up.
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#3 He's got big balls!
Something tells me that if you try to follow the tips in this book someone will be paying for your funeral. Read at your own risk. You've been warned.
#4 Because everything needs an extreme version.
Take a mundane activity, add in an exotic location and you've just made it extreme. Now buy this book to enter the exciting world of extreme ironing. Sounds awesome.
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#5 There is nothing practical about that.
It's my most sincere hope that this book is meant to be humorous and not serious. Something tells me that it is satirical. There just isn't anything practical about racism.
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#6 Because he doesn't love you of course.
Something tells me that of all the things in the universe that God would have to deal with, your locker would probably be very low on the scale. I could be wrong.
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#7 I don't know Suzy, why don't you ask him?
This book is supposed to use cute animals to help you ask people awkward questions but to me, it just makes things even more awkward. I'm sorry but I'm not going to think of a cute kitty when I wonder why my dad is wearing a dress.
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#8 Now this is a book I would buy.
Yes, I am a horrible person but I think this book would be absolutely hilarious to give to one of those parents who thinks they are so perfect so that they can see that they are probably screwing their kid up way worse than the rest of us normal people.
