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#1 It's A Penis, Not A Sniper Rifle
#2 Not Checking Out Your Rack Is Really Tough
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#3 Sometimes The Merchandise Needs Rearanging
#4 We Cut Ourselves Shaving And The Whole World Knows
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#5 The Mexican Standoff Of Bathroom Stall Noises
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#6 We Have No Legitimate Sexy Time Clothes
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#7 Being In A Relationship Makes You More Attractive
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#8 99% Of Men's Shampoo And Soap Only Comes In "Douchebag" Scent
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#9 Having To Give Up "That's What She Said"
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#10 Having Nothing In Common With Your Girlfriend's Best Friend's Boyfriend
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#11 Spacing Out
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#12 There's Not Much We Can Do About Nature's Alarm Clock
#13 The Emasculating Shame Of Not Being Good With Tools
