Subway Jared’s New Prison Job Fits Him Perfectly

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 9th April 2016
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#1

This is jus so great. The irony is amazing and when I found out this was really his job I actually laughed out loud, not even the fake lol you send someone to make them feel good.

Jared Fogle is currently housed in a low security prison facility, it only makes sense that he would eventually be made gainfully employed along with the rest of the inmates.

#2

TMZ, who somehow has a source f*cking everywhere is reporting that Fogle could not be more perfectly suited to his prison job.

Fogle was reportedly serving up sandwiches in the prison cafeteria!! HAHAHA

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#3

They couldn't have picked a better dude to server up some subs. The irony.

We've learned the former Subway pitchman was assigned cafeteria duties at Federal Correctional Institution Englewood. His principal duty was serving sandwiches at the end of the line. Our sources say prison officials were privately giggling over the irony.

#4

After his recent prison yard beating, Fogle was supposedly moved from the inmate cafeteria and now presides over the correctional officers' cafeteria. Still serving up them foot longs.