Taylor Swift's Latest Breakup That Will Shock You

#1 Bad news people, Taylor has broken up with her latest boyfriend.

#2 It all began when Calvin was caught leaving a Thai massage parlor.

The parlor was famous for its "happy ending" sessions. When this photo was posted online, Taylor said, "What the fu*k!" and demanded an explanation.

#3 Instead of Calvin coming clean he came up with a flimsy explanation.

According to Calvin, he said, his masseuse was sick and he needed his shoulder worked on.

#4 Taylor didn't believe him. She eventually cut the cord on the relationship.

#5 Calvin and Taylor had been dating for 6 months. After this breakup we expect Taylor to sing another one of her breakup songs.

Although we are tired of the usual breakups, we hope that she will eventually find someone who she can trust and have faith in. Till then Taylor, please sing about something other than your relationships. Please!