Why would anyone make kids’ toys this terrifying? It’s like you’re asking for your kid to be a sociopath when he/she grows up. Although you might want to look on the bright side – with toys like these, who needs enemies?
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#1 She loves her mini Hitler doll – he's so cute!
#2 Eye see you.
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#3 If you’re a parent hoping to breed a serial killer, you should start by giving your son this toy.
#4 I just ate your parents.
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#5 Give me a hug.
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#6 This monkey probably messed up your childhood.
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#7 This toy is literally talking out of its *ss.
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#8 Uhm, what if I don't want to?
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#9 Experience the beauty of birth with new Pregnant Barbie.
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#10 Michael Jackson played with kids and now kids play with him.
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#11 What do you mean I look like an evil clown?
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#12 Pee Wee's in your playhouse.
#13 Why is the hair the most disturbing thing about this doll?
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#14 Zombie Mario wants to eat your brains – he don’t play games!
#15 Wanna play a game?
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#16 My mom says I'm beautiful/
